One glorious morning in the Mushroom Kingdom,all the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom,Dark Land and Sarasaland had gathered to see Bowser and Peach together in holy matrimony.Even Bowser's kids came to see their father marry the princess.The bridesmaids Daisy,Rosalina and Zelda were standing at the altar.Bowser Jr. ,who was the ring bearer,was holding both of the rings.As soon as everyone was inside,the pianist started to play "The Wedding March" and everyone stood up from their seats.Bowser came out wearing a white tux with a piranha plant on the pocket and approached Princess Peach.She was standing at the altar also wearing white too,holding a bouquet of piranha plants smiling radiantly and wrapped her arm around Bowser's huge arm.While the music played,the happy couple made their way to the minister then the music stopped and everyone sat down.
The minister looked at everyone and said,"Dearly beloved,we are gathered here today to witness Princess Peach and King Bowser Koopa in holy matrimony.If there's anyone who objects to this holy union,let them speak now or forever hold their peace."Suddenly the guests heard a familiar voice shout,"I-a object-a!"
It was Mario who burst through the church doors in a huge rage."The princess is-a my-a girl!So give her back-a Bowser!"
Everyone looked at Mario as he approached Bowser with hate gleaming in his eyes.He ate a Super Musroom and attacked Bowser without hestitating,but then Bowser used his fire breath to flame Mario,but he missed and then Mario punched Bowser in his face causing a huge bruise on his cheek.Finally,the princess stood between the bitter rivals and then turned to face the plumber and told him,"Look,Mario,I appreciate you saving me but I fell in love with Bowser.He's very kind and gentle and...well..."she blushes,"He's so cute!Then there's you,Mario..You've saved me a lot,and I appreciate it,but well I've thought about it and I figured that Bowser is the right one for me.So,I'm sorry but you'll have to leave."Peach approached the Koopa King and placed a gentle kiss on his cheek where Mario had bruised it.
Mario looked at the princess with a gaping mouth and just admitted his defeat.He then left the church and the wedding commenced.The minister looked at Bowser and Peach,then asked,"Do you,Bowser Koopa,take Princess Peach Toadstool to be your wedded wife?To have and to hold?In sickness and in health,til death do you part?"
"I do!",said Bowser happily!
"Princess Peach?,"The minister asked,"do you take Bowser Koopa to be your wedded husband?To have and to hold?In sickness and in health?For richer or poorer?Til death do you part?"
"I do.",Peach said happily gazing her blue eyes into Bowser's eyes.
Do you have a ring?"Bowser nodded and put a black ring with sharp spikes on Peach's ring finger.Peach winced only a bit,but she didn't mind,she was just happy to be with Bowser.Then she placed the same ring that she had onto Bowser's claw.The minister finally said,"By the power vested in me by the Mushroom Kingdom,I now pronounce you man and wife.You may now kiss the bride."
With a wide smile both Peach and Bowser gave each other a long,passionate kiss while the guest cheered loudly.The bells from the church gave a loud,clanging sound to celebrate the wedding of Bowser and Peach.