The Creation of Dr. Victoria Frankenstein

A storm roars outside of a huge castle, and the camera goes inside showing a laboratory. Inside,there is a figure standing near the operating table; the tall one is known as the infamous Dr. Frankenstein. Doctor Victoria Frankenstein.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *looks at the camera* Yes, I'm a female Dr. Frankenstein! Get over it! Tonight, Igor! Tonight, we shall make medical history! We shall create life from this lifeless body! *turns around* I-Igor?

Looks around for her assistant and doesn't see him around. Then she hears a flushing from the hallway and a small, humpbacked male dragging his feet with toilet paper underneath.

Igor: Yes, master!?

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (annoyed) WHERE WERE YOU!?

Igor: I was in the bathroom, master.

*shakes his foot and the toilet paper eventually comes off*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *facepalms* No matter. Tonight,we will bring my creation to life! *sees a blinding flash and a loud boom echoes through the castle*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Ah, the promised storm has arrived. Now,all we need is a brain for my creation, and everything will be all set! *looks at Igor*Igor! Get me a brain from the basement, and be quick about it!

Igor: Yes, master! Right away!

Runs downstairs to the basement and turns on the light. There are only empty jars,except for one that reads Normal Brain. He picks it up and runs back to the doctor in a major hurry, but as he reaches the top step, trips and lets go of the jar.

(CRASH!!)

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Huh?

*turns around and sees that the brain is on the ground along with shards of glass*

*looks at Igor angrily*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (angrily) YOU IMBECILE!! THAT WAS THE ONLY BRAIN WE HAD! *sighs* The storm is going to pass soon!

*points her finger at Igor's face*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: You'd better find a replacement brain, otherwise, I'll use yours instead! Get it?

Igor: *gulps* Y-yes, master.

Igor hurries off to the University in the middle of the Town Square. He looks around to see if anyone is watching and sneaks into the backdoor of the Biology room. Suddenly,the door on the other side of the room opens up and a middle aged woman with greyish white hair appears with a mop and a bucket. He hides behind the skeleton and he listens as the woman grumbles to herself as she's mopping the floor.

Woman: Ugh, every single night I have to clean this particular room. If that wasn't bad enough, there's a thunderstorm brewing. The sooner I finish mopping,the sooner I can get out of this creepy place. Hmph, I've spent the last 35 years cleaning up this University's mess and not once have I ever taken a vacation,or gotten a raise! Next time I see the Dean,I'll pour this whole bucket of water on his fat,bald head!

Igor: (thinking) Wow,I feel bad for her husband. He must like the quiet when she's here working the graveyard shift.

The woman finally finishes mopping,picks up the bucket, opens the door and leaves. Igor walks out of his hiding spot and searches for a brain. As he keeps walking,Igor crashes into a huge shelf that has different types of brains and falls flat on his...hump.

Igor: (annoyed) Who would put a huge shelf with brains in front of a ....

*looks up*

Igor: (happily)Hey! Brains! The master will be pleased,but which one should I get?*looks at the different brains*

Igor: So many choices, so little time.

Then sees one particular brain that is on the lower right of the shelf and grabs it*

Several minutes later:

Doctor Victoria Frankenstein: Ah, finally! The perfect brain for the perfect body!Now,the final test. Igor! Release the kite into the air,and be quick about it!

Igor: Yes, master!

Runs up the tower steps and releases the kite into the air. The lightning flashing and illuminating the darkened sky. A bolt of lightning flashes and hits the kite,accidently electrocuting Igor.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (yells) IGOR! DID YOU RELEASE THE KITE LIKE I ASKED YOU TO?

*doesn't hear a response*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: IGOR!!

*smells something burning*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: What's that smell? OH!

Igor: *coughs* Y-yes,master.That smell your smelling, is my flesh from 500,000 volts of lightning.

*coughs again*

Igor: Ugh...

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Oh, okay. Anyway,let's get started on the experiment! If it works,then I will accomplish something that scientists had been afraid to attempt for hundreds of years!I will attempt to create life!

*laughs maniacally*

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, it's time! Raise the platform!

Igor: Yes,master!*runs to the lever and pulls it towards him*

The platform slowly rises to the top of the castle tower as the storm rages. Finally,it gets to the top and a bolt of lightning hits the kite, shocking the shrouded body, causing it to twitch wildly.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (yells to Igor)Enough! Lower the platform!

Igor pushes the lever and the platform lowers again. Both Igor and Dr. Frankenstein approach the figure with bated breath for any signs of life.

???: (moans and fingers start to twitch)

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: It moves! It's alive!

Igor: *looks at the shrouded figure* It's ugly if you ask me.

The figure's greenish-grey hand grabs Igor's neck and squeezes it tight. Igor is trying to get it off before he suffocates.

Igor: (strained) M-master! Help me!

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *attempts to free Igor from the figure's grip*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (strains) You just had to shoot off your big mouth, huh?Next time,please keep your mouth closed!

*eventually pulls him from its grip*

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Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Okay. Now,listen carefully, I am Dr. Victoria Frankenstein.

*points to Igor*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: This is Igor, your uncle, and my assistant.

Creature: *groans softly*

Igor: Maybe he's stupid?

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (annoyed) He's not stupid, Igor. He's sorta like a child exploring the world for the first time.

Igor: *looks at the creature* I still say he's ugly.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *nudges Igor* That's enough. Now,the first thing we should do is to teach him how to talk.

*takes the creature's arm*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Now,follow me. By the time we're done, you'll be talking in sentences in no time.

Igor: *looks at Victoria and stares* Uh, master?

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *looks back and is holding the creature's arm*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (embarrassed) Oops. Either I don't know my own strength, or I need to use stronger thread next time.

Igor: *tries not to laugh*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *gives Igor a cold glare*

In the castle's library, Dr. Victoria and Igor tries to teach the creature how to speak by repeating simple words and hoping that it'll pick them up. However,the creature isn't picking it up as quickly as they were expecting, frustrating the young doctor.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (irritated) We've been going at it for two whole hours!Not once has he spoken a single word or uttered a phrase! At this rate, I'll lose my hair before he utters a word!

Igor: Like I said, he's a stupid monster. Just stupid.

Creature: What mean you, I stupid?!

Igor: (surprised) Huh?

Creature: You stupid and ugly!

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Well, you can't argue with logic.

Igor: *looks at Victoria with a scowl*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Anyway....I think you mean, I'm not stupid.

Creature: I'm not stupid?

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: No. Just very tall and green.

Igor: (to himself)...and a complete idiot.

*nudges Igor in the shoulder*

Creature: Ooh!(laughs goofily) Let me try!

*runs toward Igor and nudges him violently into the wall*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Oh,dear....are you okay,Igor?

Igor: (coughs) Yeah,I'm okay.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *sighs* This is gonna be a long, long night.

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The thunder crashes violently as the trio head for the laboratory for the next experiment.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (holding a candle) Okay, let's try something different. We'll try exposure with animals.

Igor: Good!

Igor starts to untie his rope around his waist and begins to unrobe.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *looks and gasps in embarrassment, then grabs a censor bar and gives it to Igor*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (angrily) Not that type of exposure, you brainless fool!I meant how the Creature interacts with them.

Igor: Ohh, that's what you meant. *grabs clothes while Dr. Frankenstein covers her eyes.*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *sighs in relief* Thank you.

Igor struggles to put his clothes on as the Creature looks on in bewilderment and approaches him.

Creature: I help?

Igor: Huh? *looks at the Creature*

The creature grabs Igor's wrist and tries to "help" Igor put his clothing back on while Igor is groaning and screaming in pain. Not to mention,a few swears that Igor is yelling out also.

Creature: There.

Igor groans in pain. His body is covered with bruises and rips all over his robe.

Igor: (agonized) Just...peachy.Ugh....I think I may need a doctor.

Creature: OOH!I get the doctor!

The creature runs ahead.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: *stops at the door* Well, we're finally here, boys!Now,let's go...*turns around and sees the Creature running at her* in..side?

The Creature runs into the doctor and looks around trying to find her until he hears a small groaning noise on the floor.Looks down and sees the Doctor on the floor groaning.

Creature: Why you on the floor?

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (nonchalant)Oh,nothing. Just decided to take a small nap on the cold ground.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: (angrily) You knocked me over you big goon!

Gets up and dusts off the dirt.

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Now, where's Igor? Wasn't he right behind us?

Creature: Uh....napping?

*Victoria facepalms then looks at the Creature*

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Just stay here. I'll go find him.

Mutters to herself.